Drunk Skank

A woman who usually sober is nice and polite, but once she becomes drunk she's making out with everyone (including girls) and blows a guy but can't finish because she passes out

Nathan likes him some drunk skanks

by jrf3p July 28, 2009

Drunk Driver

The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.

Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!

by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011

drunk chivalry

A term coined by a man named Robert in May of 2015, Drunk Chivalry is the willpower to not make of move on a girl while you are both inebriated. Only a few people can achieve such a state

Guy 1: you could have banged her, you were both so shitfaced.
Guy 2: must have been drunk chivalry

chivalry drunk

by truththebitch October 20, 2015

drunk fuck

A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.

Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.

by Scott May 17, 2004

drunk-tard

Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.

Bob is being such a drunktard! He has had way too much to drink!He's started three different fights tonight. One of them was with a mailbox! I wish someone would drive his drunk-tarded ass home.

by J. Keenan December 16, 2008

Hobo Drunk

When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.

Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."

Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."

Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."

Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"

Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."

Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.

Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).

Jamal: "...before I cut you!"

by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

by Conman140069 January 5, 2010