Deserpee

To be deserving of a reward of a slurpee from 7/11

Because you cleaned your room, you can now claim your deserpee.

by EvieV December 26, 2022

Dense of Humour

A person who is exceptionally stupid and lacks the capacity to understand simple humour. ie never finds anything funny

Trevor: That was a joke, You are so dense of humour mate

by Zentient_Being July 23, 2023

deserten

Big booty weird girl who sleeps in and over-consumes coffee on the daily.

Boy1: Dang she has a fat ass. I wonder where she works? Boy2: I've seen that deserten working at the coffee shop down the street.

by inuyasha1111 May 21, 2023

vagina desertificationifier

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.

"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

by AKADarkie March 8, 2011

Likensense desease

A linguistic desease that causes a person to say like too often and when it is not appropriate often past on through too much social contact with an affected person.

X:"I was like counting the likes that she like spoke during her like presentation at the like UofC and she speaks like an average of like 25 likes per minute, like how annoying"
Y: "haha yeah, that is annoying. She grew up out in the suburbs. She has got likensense desease."

by Mary Topler September 27, 2011

Hella Dense

Referring to someone or something that is dumb/ugly/lame

"That party was hella dense"

by yooitsariel December 22, 2014

dirty desert dogs

A small group of elite young men that grew up in the deserts of the far west texas town of El Paso. Tracking and stocking military convoys in order to obtain various munitions, mre's, and other tools or equiptment left behind by military personnel. This elite group also enjoys enjoys basking in the hot sun while drinking warm dark beer from a left over keg, while daring each other to be the first to drink liquid rat!

We waited behind the tall mesquite for the 2 communication antenna to go down. Dirty desert dogs..... Move in!!!!

by wrfjax October 23, 2019