weapons of ass destruction

(n.) Gay men, that like to give it to eachother up the butt.

Look at Poole G, he is such a weapon of ass destruction.

by Carlitos August 4, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

My arms

I'm sporting two big-ass WMD's, bitch! Now get yo ass out my way.

by Jason L October 4, 2003

Destruction

The act of having vigorous, non-commital, sexual relationships with a woman that is too hot not to do so with.

"dude, I wanna destroy Samantha so bad! LOOK AT HER MAN!"

"I destroyed michelle last night, it was the first act of destruction i've committed in awhile"

by xJimmyDeanSausagesx March 29, 2009

destruction

Term used when someone finds themselves in a state of utter, complete, and total annihalation, because they have chosen to resort to utter and tremendous combinations of destruction through tremendous drugs and alcohol.

Tonight we engaged in utter destruction to the point of no return. We have achieved our goal of fucking totally destroying ourselves in all manner of ways - like we always do! You know how WE do it bitch!

by Rump January 30, 2004

weapons of mass distraction

This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)

by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

by jj July 5, 2003