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front bum destroyer

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".
I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.
by apldk March 22, 2013
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one inch destroyer

an incredibly small penis
becky: oh my god, i was about to have sex with dan until he pulled out his one inch destroyer. that totally killed it!
by honky 3000 October 14, 2015
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ass destroyer 9000

A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.
Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!
by goat daddy March 19, 2021
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Death Star destroyer

A small turd that seems harmless but creates a one in a million backsplash and sends a drop of water right up your ass that causes your nervous system to essentially implode
Everything seemed to be going like clockwork during my after lunch stall one meeting when a Death Star destroyer had me gipping the Handi-rails like grim death
by Thor Woofenstein June 14, 2009
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dark destroyer

wow, that nigga's got a dark destroyer
by BlackSalamii August 8, 2016
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planet destroyer

A planet destroyer is when you sit your ass down on the face of a passed out or sleeping victim and rub your shithole down the length of their nose leaving a nice bacon strip of fecal matter. When they wake up all they will be able to smell is shit.
My mom wasn't making the money like she used to, so her pimp gave her a planet destroyer while she was conked out on a heroine trip.
by wrinklestar rob April 8, 2011
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Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.
by Michael February 13, 2005
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