Circle Pines Deuce

When after being tased by local police one shits own pants, named for taser happy police departments record of 137 people tased in one week shitting own pants.

That stupid asshole Nick ran from the cops and ended up taking a Circle Pines deuce.

by Jeremiah Potts March 10, 2008

What the deuce?

Similar to "What the hell?" or "What's going on?"

"Dude, I haven't heard from you in three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 28, 2005

deuce

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce

I'm out, deuce.

by basebasebase January 17, 2004

deucebag

1) A bag for shit.
2) A person who resembles such a bag.

I can't believe that guy just stole that dude's wife's favorite pet's chew toy! What a deucebag!

by Nick Pie February 17, 2008

Double Deuce

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.

Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"

by Jijjiii June 21, 2009

deduction

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)

Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.

by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009

deuce brothers

The baddest trio to ever be caught on film, the Deuce brothers are a gang of three incorrigible brothers who like their women easy, their liquor plentiful, their hookahs free, and their furniture tipped over.

The three brothers are Jimmy "Fingers," Jesse "the Fist," and Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce.
Their first film, "A Lucky Day in Hell" is both a social commentary and a documentary that explores the dark undersides to gang life and hotel management.
Not big fans of fig newtons.

"Watch out, those deuce brothers will fuck you up....and then pee on you."

by Angry Gorilla March 18, 2005