Decrept

a word made up to make people feel smart - has no actual value than to act as a trash ego booster. People who say this word typically have no life outside of school, and can often be found in the corner of the library.

Person 1: wow you're really decrept
Person 2: wow you must have no friends!

by goozermanz April 10, 2017

180 degrees

Someone who is 100% straight, as in sexuality

Ashley: "Are you gay/bi?"
Stacey:"No im totally 180"

by ALICIA KEYS May 29, 2005

10 degrees of rape

if you ever get raped by your friends or by anyone all you have to do is refere to this list to tell how you were raped.

1st - penis to vag
2nd - oral
3rd - anal
4th - rape through clothes where they are to lazy to take off your clothes and rape you through holes they have made
5th - gay rape
6th - wape (weanus and wagina aka your elbow and the inside of your elbow)

7th - rape by association
8th - rape with the family
9th - beastiality (one with animals and such)
10th - rape with chains and whips

Chase: Teeyona, shrooms i got raped today
Teeyona: Im sorry
Shrooms: Which degree??
Chase umm i dont know
Teeyona: How did you get raped?
Chase: I still had my clothes on and it was from behind it made me sad D:
Shrooms: Oh thats the thrid and uhhhh
Teeyona: the fourth and possibly the 5th too
Chase: how do you know this
Teeyona and Shrooms: we studied the 10 degrees of rape in college last years duh!

by teeenana December 10, 2009

nude in the third degree

when a person in 100% nude

guy1 = last night i was playing truth or dare and i got dare to do a nude run!

guy2 = how nude?

Guy1 = i was nude in the third degree!

by stormbringer117 April 23, 2010

decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

by intheface December 8, 2009

Degrees Cali

The degrees of temperature Californians measure the climate in. Because they live in such a warm place, they become cold at unusually high temperatures. Thus, when converted to degrees Cali, 47 degrees Fahrenheit is 32 degrees Cali, 60 degrees Fahrenheit is 45 degrees Cali, etc. However, once you get to about 75-100 degrees Fahrenheit, the conversion stays the same.

"Omg it's so cold right now."
*looks at phone* "it's 47 degrees"
"That's sooooo cold!"
"It's like freezing in the midwest and east coast right now..."
"It's freezing HERE right now!"
"Yeah I guess it is in degrees Cali"

by LiveXAndXLearn December 28, 2011

Ninety-Degree Virgin

A man who is a virgin simply because of the fact his penis is bent at a ninety-degree angle.

The surgeon's office was full of ninety-degree virgins

by Dinorectum July 13, 2010