The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank
by Gobbledeeznuttz April 26, 2022
A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.
In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.
In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.
by Mr. Twinkieface January 20, 2021
by theCapriSunNun July 04, 2023
She's a decking tool!!
by TheOGGoat! September 29, 2017
Used by assholes who have no real skill in the game of Clash Royale. Makes use of cheap card that deploy as many troops as possible. They do not win towers but make games last until the end so they win by damage. People like this usually smell like shit and can be found scraping gamer gunk out of their varied orifices. They also will brag about all the money they’ve spent on various mobile games.
by The Scarlet L June 27, 2021
Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.
"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"
"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"
"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"
by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011
Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
by SocksScandals March 15, 2019