Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.

Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker

by Just EN Credible September 18, 2006

deaked

When one gets soooo hammered he or she falls asleep in a bizarre place (on toilet, in bathtub, on roof) and then proceeds to defecate while still asleep.

Bro1: Thomas is absolutely destroyed right now.
Bro2: Yeah man he's gaboed.
Bro3: NO. He hasnt gone to the hospital yet. But he does smell like he shat himself.
Bro1: Yeah man he got deaked.

by Tomtay October 26, 2011

double-decker

Double-decker, or to pull a double-decker, is when a girl is having sex with two men, whereas one is thrusting his manhood in her ass, and the other man is penetrating her vagina. Often done to completely dominate the woman, and/or a symbol of the friendship between two men.

Man Oscar, we have gots to double-decker that Sandra chick, she is too fine.

by Christopher Marrow May 12, 2008

double decker biscuit

A fucking work of art.

Shelbe: can I borrow your double decker biscuit I need inspiration for my art project
Isabella: I ate it

by Ktvtjvtivtiv October 6, 2017

black and decker

When you get slapped in the face by a black penis and get called a "good little whore".

I got black and deckered by that guy last night!

by foxylesley September 19, 2006

Docked

Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality

Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!

by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008

Deckered

Waking up in your own bed not knowing how you got there

Bro I have no idea how I made it back last night, I was so deckered

by LaxKing45 April 6, 2011