Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

Danish

A sexy person with a huge cock who usually gets all the girls easily.

"Damn he's danish"

by Kabdi November 24, 2020

Danish

The act of fornicating wherein both parties are wearing waffle-knit robes and Glerups slippers

"Let's slip away for a quick danish."

"Wow, we're dressed for a danish this morning."

by Bubblybrown January 27, 2021

Danish

People from Denmark. Also a language. Danish can also be used to describe a Pastry. Guys with this name are disgusting clapped shits and should kill themselves all of them are manslags.

I would never chat to a moist yute called danish.

by shagufta rangeela February 16, 2021

Cums in Danish

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?

Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy

by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021

Danish Anchorman

Your partner lies on his or her head in a head stand whilst spreading their ash cheeks, you squat over them with a turd slighting protruding form your anus. You then take turns exchanging the fecal matter between each other’s anal cavities. In and out. In. And. Out.

Dude, Me and that girl did a wicked danish anchorman last night.

by Danish anchorman March 22, 2022

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021