Danish

(Noun) A danish is a form of coffee cake which is rectangular and relatively short.

I bought a danish the other day, it tasted great.

That danish is far better than the general store version.

by Ssatuo January 1, 2022

Danish

Danish is a super awesome, kind, beautiful, loving person. You'll be so lucky to know her and her being in your life. She'll do anything to make you happy plus she's really hot. All the guys who know her wish that they could get a chance with her.

Inshal: Omg look it's Danish look at her and her outfit she looks so pretty
yea she looks so pretty today

by Danish_lover<3 May 31, 2022

Aliff Danish

Someone's boyfriend and husband to be.

Oh look thats Aliff Danish the cute mf that belongs to me.

by necr0bear April 14, 2022

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

Cums in Danish

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?

Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy

by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021

Danish Anchorman

Your partner lies on his or her head in a head stand whilst spreading their ash cheeks, you squat over them with a turd slighting protruding form your anus. You then take turns exchanging the fecal matter between each other’s anal cavities. In and out. In. And. Out.

Dude, Me and that girl did a wicked danish anchorman last night.

by Danish anchorman March 22, 2022

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021