cucumber

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.

John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick

by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019

Cucumber Strategy

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test

Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%

by Sheldon Weiner May 29, 2019

Cucumbering

“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.

“Oh snap is that a cucumber”

“nah that’s just John”

“man he is really Cucumbering hard”

“Where were you last night?”

“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”

“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”

by UncleChungus June 7, 2019

cuscumbetty

Cucumber spaghetti made from strands of shredded cucumber

This is amazing cuscumbetty

by SweetheartAbby4321 April 9, 2019

cucumber

Large 8- 12 inch vegetable that shoots out juices.

That cucumber shot its juices at me.

by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019

Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉

Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏

by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020

Cucumber

The term cucumber was used against slaves. It originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slave owners would mock slaves by calling them cucumbers. Simply because slaves were seen as low humans.

“look at that dirty cucumber”

by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020