booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.

Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.

by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015

Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

crystal Rose

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.

Are you going to Crystal Rose's party? There will be all kinds of love and treats.

by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021

skin crystal

when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock

hey whore get some of this skin crystal!

by Doxsq April 21, 2019

Crystal palace

The best club to grace the earth

The best club in the world is Crystal palace

by the true name of james gimson October 5, 2022

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*

"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"

by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016

billy crystal

A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.

It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.

by Tourists... April 7, 2005