Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.

She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.

by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023

Knee Crotch

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.

My knee crotch is sweaty.

by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019

belly crotch

When a females abdomen and vagina meet as one; another word for gunt.

Look at the size of that woman's belly crotch; gunt

by danni marie July 12, 2012

Crotch Thumb

A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017

Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"

by THESPITFIRES October 19, 2017

Crotch lettuce

The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.

Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.

by Devonatorr February 22, 2009

Velcro Crotch

When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.

Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.

by RueRueRue December 4, 2015

Kennel Crotch

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.

Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.

by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010