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leather crotch

A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove
Man Felicia has a leather crotch she's such a hoe
by intheknow337 April 22, 2015
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Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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Crotch Thumb

A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
by THESPITFIRES October 19, 2017
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Crotch-Knock

The act of swinging one's fist into another's crotch for the sake of comedy or business purposes.
I had to crotch-knock three people to get into the porto-potty.
by Jim Hancock May 10, 2005
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Crotch Whisperer

A person who has a way with words who can get anyone to have sex with them.
OMG Becky! you got caught by that Crotch Whisperer. He got you in the sack by buying you one drink!
by Chachabub September 25, 2010
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dancing crotch

Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"
by Willie El Perro May 24, 2011
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Knee Crotch

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.
by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019
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