by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019
Get the Knee Crotchmug. Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Get the Crotch Cankersmug. When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.
Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.
by RueRueRue December 4, 2015
Get the Velcro Crotchmug. Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"
by Willie El Perro May 24, 2011
Get the dancing crotchmug. The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.
Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015
Get the Emotional Crotchmug. She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.
by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023
Get the Crotch Thundermug. by Arm Head June 1, 2018
Get the Crotch Flapmug.