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Crotch lettuce

The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.
Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.
by Devonatorr February 22, 2009
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Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
mugGet the Crotch Cankersmug.

Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.
She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.
by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023
mugGet the Crotch Thundermug.

dancing crotch

Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"
by Willie El Perro May 24, 2011
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Emotional Crotch

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.
Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015
mugGet the Emotional Crotchmug.

Crotch Flap

Is when Ania hits the net and grunts like a pig... and the power puff girls lose!!!
That was a crotch flap shot she's so German like!!
by Arm Head June 1, 2018
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Kennel Crotch

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.
Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.
by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010
mugGet the Kennel Crotchmug.

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