cracking

Cracking is gaining unwanted access to a computer with the intent to destroy data, opposite of hacking which is to gain access to a computer to view and copy data without destroying anything except log files.

Me: I'm going cracking.
Mom: Have fun...

The mom dosen't know that cracking is to destroy computer data.

by HDR February 4, 2004

croaning

A) The act of thoroughly washing ones testicles.
B) Bathing specifically for the purpose of washing testicles.

Could also be seen as the male equivalent of "I'm washing my hair", as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.

Sam: Hey man, wanna come down the pub?

Tom: Nah, can't dude I'm croaning tonight.

(I croan, They croaned, He is croaning, You are a croaner)

by Splodgers July 19, 2010

Crotching

A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public

"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"

by Crotchington December 9, 2008

Cachinga

A secretive, nefarious hacker that plays childish pranks on his friends and Managers

Who the fuck is Johnny Cachinga? Goddamnit who the fuck is this? Jack got an email from the CEO saying he's fired. Who the fuck is Johnny Cachinga damnit?

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Crunching sticks

Playing a very intense game on the Nintendo 64. The term originated from the sound made by the joystick of a Nintendo 64 controller.

"That game of Super Smash Bros. was so intense! We were crunching sticks hard."

by Hippopotamus90 February 19, 2010

cratching

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

Wall Crashing

Sending a Facebook friend request to someone you don't know, with no note or other explanation of why you are friending them. Variation: Wall Crasher, one who wall crashes.

I got three new Facebook invitations today, but two of them are wall crashing jerks.

by Mr. Dicon June 21, 2011