skinner's constant

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.

The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.

by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023

Peter's Constant

8*10^0

Person 1: What's 4+4?
Person 2: Oh, it's Peter's Constant.

by dalaundryroom February 22, 2024

The Fanny constant

Let n∈R, and let θ be a random variable with XY chromosomes. The limit of θ(n) as n tends to 2 is the Fanny constant, (your) x, which also represents the global minimum of the function θ(n).

Proof:
θ∈ D: {Trump supporters}
θ(1) = 1
θ(2) = 0 = x #The Fanny constant
θ(3) does not exist.

by Most iconic people at UCBM December 18, 2024