chocolate conquistador

Akin to a butt pirate, except land-based.

Do you know those guys Hernan and Francisco? Total chocolate conquistadors.

by Sandar August 18, 2008

conniption

The one word that Garth's mom didn't teach him how to read from SNL.

Garth and Kat: *singing* "And you taught me how to reeeeeaad. But you forgot one word. One word. Two words. One word. Conniption. Conniption. Whyyy didn't you teach me conniption? Connipiton"

by kimniption October 16, 2019

Connie

A Connie is any person that is your age that is not white and unconditionally cares for you. Usually of the opposite sex (but can certainly be any gender, religion, etc.) and often in a relationship with someone who doesn't deserve them. Connies are not won, they are earned. Everyone should have a Connie.

Ex. 1 - guy one: bro am I your Connie?

guy two: what's a Connie?

Ex. 2 - Jannet knew that Tim was her Connie.

by einnocadeeni February 26, 2018

Connie Chang

AKA Cadorkaporka. She moos and tends to make people pee shy. Lastly, she drives a sexy volvo tank!

A horrible boyfriend who NEVER walks you to class or opens the door for you.

by =P January 1, 2004

doin it the connifer way

doing it the right way

"oh man he was totally doing it the connifer way"

by connifer cloud April 16, 2004

Conquistadore

Someone who duels with the teachers a.k.a they make the teachers so angry they have a screaming match.

John "Mr Detez your fat!"
Mr Deteze "How dare you speak to me that way! How rude, do I go around saying whatever I want? im going to send you to the principles office do you understand?"
John "That doesn't help your fat problem sir!"
Phillip to Friend "whoa that guy can fight like a Conquistadore"

by Sir Gump December 24, 2007

Conningsby

Included in a very boring story told at a campout.

"First i lived in Germany, Then i lived in Conningsby, Then i moved to Sleaford..."

by J-Я-z June 15, 2009