Concert Band

Twenty times better than Marching Band.

We have Concert Band rehersal today.

by Band Geek February 3, 2003

Concerta

PLUG THAT SHIT!!!!! GET JACKED THE FUUUUUUCK UP!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH ITS LIKE DRINKING 50 FUCKIN MONSTERS ON STEROIDS.

I shoved some concerta up my ass and got JACKED THE FUCK UP

by Chicken Dick Little September 21, 2019

concert girlfriend

A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).

(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

Concert Mooch

Someone who consistently gets others to painstakingly procure concert tickets, although they do pay for them.

Tammy: Did you know that Mike wants to go the the WMMR BBQ Concert?
Nikki: Let me guess. He wants us to get the tickets?
Tammy: You know it!
Nikki: What a concert mooch.

by serpicosbaloo March 24, 2010

CancerNite

CancerNite is Fortnite, but only virgins play it.

Ayo Sean, do you want to play Fortnite?
Sean: no man, I don't wanna play CancerNite with all those annoying kids.

by PDP445 March 17, 2020

concerto

Explains how a man eats out a dyme at a concert, usually a rap concert 4sho.

Yo mah nucca Dev gave a concerto to that dyme at the Avirl Lavigne concert. One.

by KC Dizzle March 23, 2005

concensual deficator

Someone willing to be involved in pooping on another human being, or being pooped on by another human being, while first asking their permission.

The date did not go well. He asked that I take a crap on his chest. I specifically listed on my profile "Not into concensual deficator's" but apparently that wasn't clear enough. Next time, I will just write "Don't poop on me".

by MuShuGiPan July 25, 2010