commondoors

Plural for commonwhore the useless shitbag car notorious with the commonsfolk of Australia a.k.a Holden Commodore. Commondoors are so common that they are often mistaken for dunny doors.

Farkin hell Gazza, look at all those commondoors.

Fark me drunk Bazza, fuck a duck.

by Coinage August 8, 2006

African common cold

HIV.

"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

by FilmSchoolTroll February 24, 2013

Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.

Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners

by LYnksYs May 18, 2015

common sense

Simple logic. Something that liberals, Communists, Socialists, and most teenagers lack.

Do not stick your penis in the oven.
Do not let psychotic dictators attack you before you remove them from power.
Do not steal from people who earned their money and give it to people who didn't.

by CeLL June 30, 2004

Common Courtesy

1. Rare Courtesy

2. The basic level of politeness which you expect from someone in your idealistic world. It no longer exists in this world. Thus, it should be rendered an archaic word because it is extremely old as seeming to belong to an earlier period.

P.S. It should also be removed from the dictionary because it is no longer necessary in the English language.

Common Courtesy is dead.

by JBMiller September 27, 2018

Common Courtesy Dick Down

1. Courtesy 'Fuck'
2. Hook Up, One Night Stand
Also Known as a 'CCDD"

"Well she's got huge tits, but a manly face. I guess I'd give her a Common Courtesy Dick Down"

by MaverickPenguin December 26, 2008

Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010