word to your mother and father combined

An emphasized variant of the phrase word to your mother, but in the form of a friendly insult. Limited in use, mainly by geeky technophiles.

*Player to opponent, after winning a game of Axis & Allies (total victory condition)*: Oh, you just got owned! Word to your mother and father COMBINED!

by isaacw January 22, 2009

comface

A person/object/experience of highly comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!

Ahhh, that crippled child was comface!

by COMBOY! December 2, 2003

coffin vagina

A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.

Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."

Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."

by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

coffin kid

Equivalent to the Baby Bat, a goth poser who listens to Marilyn Manson, MCR and the like. Or death metal.

Coffin kids are destroying the reputation of the gothic subculture.

by bella_mystique January 29, 2008

Comfartable

1. Miss-spelling of the word comfortable

2. When you're comfortable farting in front of someone.

"Our relationship is at that comfartable stage."

by ComfyG August 23, 2011

Coffin Sleeper

Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out

"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"

"Oh that's the worst man"

by BossMan45 January 9, 2012

The coffin

When one lies motionless on top of another person while their sexual organs are interlinked.

Quentin was unamused when Timmy gave him the coffin last night.

by laff11 December 6, 2016