Cleeping

Clamping your vagina shut.

I walked into my sisters room and she was cleeping herself.

by Tipsy Tommy March 3, 2018

ceem een

1. To make a sexual advance on a girl; the universal justification for getting some; to ask a girl to go down on you
2. To incite or encourage one to do something, usually something stupid or embarresing
3. To persuade someone to agree with you
4. Bastardisation of 'come on'.

Scenario 1:
*Whips out cock in Cinema*
Dude: Ceem en! Wax it!
Scenario 2:
Dude: I really don't think I should jump off that cliff man...
Man: Ceem een Timme! It'll be funny! Doo itt
Scenario 3:
Dude: Ah, I dunno...
Guy: Ceem een.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

Cheems

A solid product made from milk.

Andrew likes to refer to cheems as xheese

by Whoopwhoopwendyscocacola May 27, 2021

Clem Buddy System

a system where a person follows the slowest person in a group

Steve and jeremy used the Clem Buddy System and followed Clem who was the slowest person

by Clement Chang February 29, 2004

Cheem

The off-white cheese like substance found under the foreskin of uncircumcised men.

I havent washed for 3 days and have serious cheem build up.

by William McMunted2 April 21, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007

Cheemo

A dirty whore from the south with scuffed up knees and a twinkle in her eye.

Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a cheemo just like you! What's a penis?

by Amber and Bill July 30, 2003