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Initially mentioned on Family Guy, "cleemin" refers to the act of two (or more) people defecating in a bucket, mixing the fecal matter together, and eating the end result. In some instances, rather than eating the mixed product, it may be used as a sexual lubricant. Some partners choose to smear the mixture on their lips and tongue before engaging in passionate kissing.

It can also be used as an exclamation, to express the disgusting nature of something.
"Did you hear about Frank and Judy? They're cleemin on a regular basis!"

Or

"This homework assignment is cleemin!"
cleemin by M2C2 September 6, 2007
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muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.
"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"
A slang word that means any derogative remark toward another (such as douche, asswipe, etc.).

Taken from the popular TV show Family Guy, episode 20, season 4.
Dude, that guy is such a cleeman, he thinks he's better than everyone else.
cleeman by Wehttam.Bassist February 26, 2008
The worst type of person you will ever meet in your life. They are just the absolute worst.
Wow, we should rename Louis Clemin because he's the worst.
Clemin by mountainluvr6969 April 20, 2018
It's America's hottest new curse word.
(Family Guy s5)
Tom Tucker - "America's hottest new curse word, Clemin. We'll tell you what it means, after the break."
Clemin by BHendo November 24, 2006
Any amount of semen found or left in a womans cleavage
After a titty-fuck, I left a wad of clemin between her boobs.
Clemin by blank1975 July 19, 2011

clemintine 

''Is that a tangerine?''
''No its a clemintine asshole''
''this clemintine tastes like ass''
''I like ass''
clemintine by sexypantskarl September 9, 2012