The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.
by TheWarrior76 April 08, 2022
So, here's what you do.
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021
the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.
by christophermarkertbully:) June 08, 2020
by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018
Christopher Uryan is the hottest, sexiest man in the world. He pulls all the hoes and has an extremely large penis.
Person: “Yo is that Christopher Uryan!? He stuck his cock in my girlfriend and sister last weekend!”
by chriscock September 09, 2022
Okay A Christopher Coleman Is Tipically A Handsome Guy. He Is Usually Funny. Almost Always Smart But Can Have Their Fair Share Of Dumb Moments. Normally Tall Or Semi Tall. Serious About Relationships. Thinks About A Future With Who They Are With At The Time. Loves To Say They Are Ugly When They Really Aren't. Talks Alot Unless They Are Thinking About Something Or Someone Or Doing Something.
by BY: SAVANNAH JOHNSON December 20, 2016