package checker

A male (regardless of sexual orientation) who is obsessed with looking at the genitals of other men in the locker room in order to compare his endowment with theirs.

Hombre 1: Dude, what's up with that guy who was staring at my unit?

Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.

by daverpdxq May 24, 2007

rock chucker

An individual of Middle Eastern descent who usually settles their problems by throwing rocks at things. Can be seen in an episode of Mind of Mencia.

Did you hear about those rock chuckers trying to take out those tanks in Iraq?

by Ichi October 3, 2007

peter checker

One who checks peters

Misty got caught in the lunchroom checking Rick's peter. What a little peter checker!

by JENNZSEXY October 10, 2008

Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

by Yeh-Shen November 23, 2009

ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

Baloney Choker

A slang term or phrase for a queer, faggot, etc. Especially one who deep throats a lot of dick.

Look at that faggot in the pink pants and yellow shirt. I bet he's a real baloney choker!

by G-Ill October 23, 2011