Chapincave

A place of refuge for the Chapinator. Usually brings small women or teens in to rape or molest.

Girl: "Where...where are we?"

Chapinator: "Chapin take you to Chapincave! So now, CHAPIN SMASH! *Unzips pants*"

Girl: "Oh dear God!"

by BHS Student 2010 June 28, 2010

chappit tatties

A traditional way of serving potatoes in Scotland.
Essential for a Burns Night Supper served with haggis and bashed neeps.

Tonight it's Burns Night!
Haggis with chappit tatties and neeps!

by sakara22 July 14, 2016

Captivity

Something good for sure.

Captivity is something good

by Captivity December 6, 2018

chantico

That crappy chocolate drink at Starbicks that is so fucking small, and costs me a hec of a lota money!

That Chantico drink was fucked up.

by Baglebites11 June 6, 2005

chaplin

Chaplin turns 100 years old July 2012 and they are planning a big party ! It is a small, prairie village 1/2 way between Moose Jaw and Swift Current Saskatchewan, on the Trans Canada Hwy #1. It has one School, one Bar, one Store, one Swimming Pool, one Jerk, one Hockey Rink, one Curling Rink, one (Corner) Gas Station, one dog, one Financial Institution, one Library, one Rec Center, one Drunk, one Pool Hall, one Hairdresser, one Brine Shrimp Plant and One Sodium Sulphate Plant. Chaplin really is a One Horse Town.

Oh yeah; it has 2 farmers !

Typical Grad classes range from 2 students to 12 (in a good year !). The Sodium Sulphate Plant (salt) keeps the town going as the largest employer (don't know how many are employed their but about half of them work !). On a windy day, it sometimes looks like it's snowing. Chaplin is also home to Chaplin Brine Shrimp (fish food). On that same windy day, you can smell something fishy ! It is also a big farming community that has seen several farms passed down from generation to generation.

by Charlie Chaplin II March 4, 2012

chapping my ass

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

by Willie Block May 23, 2009

Chapping

The act of fapping and chatting.

Emma and I were on the phone but little did she know that I was chapping.

by JaketheDoge February 4, 2016