Certusian

A virtual terrorist group that causes harm to gamers

"Certusian have struck again at a small Minecraft community!"

by silvervideoo July 17, 2021

certified._.weeblol

This is the kindest, sweetest, funnyest most adorable tiktoker EVER!

Women: OMG!! CERTIFIED._.WEEBLOL NOTICED ME!!
Man: GOOD FOR YOU!! She’s awesome!
Women: I know right?! She’s my idol!:)

by Oliver is pog champ October 3, 2021

Certified Hooper

When u rlly Tuff at basketball

Jason Gordon is rlly a certified Hooper

by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022

Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022

Certified Sus Boy

Any dude who is just straight up sus.

Person 1: Yo do you know JL?
Person 2: You mean the certified sus boy?
Person 1: Yea.. he's tuff.

by IloveChristina1234 March 16, 2022

certussy

when the suez’s canal is popping like pussy from forgien trade.

damn! that certussy would pop if egypt didn’t nationalize the canal!

by fa1ry March 29, 2022

Certified Drake Classic

Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.

After I hit it I pulled a certified drake classic just to be sure she ain’t gettin no bag from me

by Virginbyn8r April 5, 2022