Definitions by IloveChristina1234

Front Cop, Back Cop 

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.

Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!

Front Cop, Back Cop by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022

Super Sigma Seducer 

Someone who hits on all of the new members within a greek life organization.

Michael: Hey, new member? Do you want to come over to my place and watch a movie?
Sami: Wow, you're such a super sigma seducer. You know I'm not gay, Michael?
Michael: Oh, my bad.

Super Sigma Seducer by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022

Certified Sus Boy 

Any dude who is just straight up sus.

Person 1: Yo do you know JL?
Person 2: You mean the certified sus boy?
Person 1: Yea.. he's tuff.

Certified Sus Boy by IloveChristina1234 March 16, 2022