Cockshake

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

cacksucker

One who wants the cack

You know you want my cack

by Ken May 7, 2005

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

checks on it

feeling up your guy or girl
making sure what is yours is really yours.

Watch him while he checks on it.

by thebodyelectric September 14, 2006

cocksaw

The Act of melting or squashing something using men stacked belly to back, face down in speedo's, while other men use the stacked men's arms and legs as the ends of a saw by pulling them back and forth in a sawing motion, resulting in a cocksaw.

Jack hid the key's to the guy's cars in a block of ice, telling them the only way to get it is to perfom the dreaded cocksaw.

by D & H January 10, 2008

Ceck

The point on the human body where the shoulders meet the head with an absence of neck.

Micheal Moore, Rush Limbaugh, Dom deloise, Chef Paul Prudhomme, Ralphie May all have cecks of epic proportion.

by Winston Daniels August 23, 2011

Fat cocks

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023