Cart

When a person Coughs and Farts simultaneously releasing a sound (or sounds) like The Gates of HELL have been blasted open, but only stench of eggs and beans remain.

Grandpa: "CARTS"
Children: Grandpa... You carted.
Son: Dad that sounds like hell.... And smells like eggs.... And beans.

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment July 8, 2019

Carted

Protected by mafia, mob, or gang affiliation. Stemming from the noun "cartel" and the noun "cart". Relating strictly to the transportation of said protected individual.

Joey B was carted to cuba. Vs joey B was safely escorted to cuba by the affiliated gang.

by Dee Jay Sporkiside July 12, 2019

cart sloucher

A person who uses a grocery cart as their Walker

Look at that guy Mike he's a cart sloucher laying on his grocery cart using it as a walker

by Dutch girl 69 July 16, 2019

Cart Whipper

Self-entitled shoppers in any store that nearly run you over with their shopping cart.

That cart whipper just cut in front of me at the checkout.

by snnotch March 20, 2019

golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming

Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”

by MacGuyver August 19, 2019

Cart Gazing

While shopping, checking out other ppls carts to see what items they have and discussing what they may be using the items for.

At WalMart, I was cart gazing this guy who was purchasing huge batteries and anti-itch cream. It's 2am?

by RChatty August 30, 2019

courtney lynn cartee

She is a girl of her name. A angle of her heart. She is loyal, nice, And kind. she love people she loves many things. But she is very emotional at times. But she will always keep her words.

Courtney Lynn Cartee is my favorite youtuber other known as CourtneyFRG.

by Courtney Cartee April 21, 2018