Carrot

An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.

The carrots are coming!!!

Carrot by Karamazov15 September 20, 2016

Threesome carrot

A technique used by a girl to tantalise and, ultimately, maintain the attention and interest of her boyfriend. The girl hints that she's always been attracted to other girls and, should the circumstances arise, she'd be open to a threesome.

The term comes from the old trick of a cart driver dangling a carrot on a stick in front of the donkey. As the donkey moves forward to get the carrot, it pulls the cart and driver, so that the carrot always remains out of reach.

Boy #1: My new girlfriend told me she's into other chicks. I could be all up in a menage a trois pretty damn soon!
Boy #2: Dude, don't be fooled. It sounds like she's dangling the threesome carrot.

Threesome carrot by diggerdom August 5, 2010

camberwell carrot 

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)

camberwell carrot by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

stick a carrot in your cuntie 

like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls.

No she didn't give me the job. what did I say to her...I told her to stick a carrot in her cuntie..that's what I said to her.

stick a carrot in your cuntie by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

carrotsniffer 

generally used as an insult; meaning a jerk or someone being an ass

"Give me back my taco, you carrotsniffer!"

carrotsniffer by criss&gina January 11, 2009

peel the carrot

When someone takes a crap and it slightly scrapes the back edge of the toilet seat

Every time my old man would visit he would peel the carrot and leave a carrot peel on our toilet seat. Sick!

peel the carrot by meridianloser February 12, 2010

California Carrot 

The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.

California Carrot by edex November 10, 2007