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Capio

An amazing cool looking dog usually half pit half chocolate lab(:.
Capio
by Austin Ledbetter November 7, 2011
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capitalist arsewipe

Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.
The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.
by tiny winters June 24, 2016
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capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
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capinator

Your a capinator aint bout that action!
by Naveson January 6, 2021
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Capital B Lesbian

A Bisexual who wishes they were a lesbian. Also called a LesBi
Sasha: "I'm Bi, but I wish I was a lesbian."
Connie: "Oh, so then you're a Capital B Lesbian."
Sara: "I wish I was, but Gabi shot me in Episode 67"
by ManWithASoupCan March 21, 2021
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capitaljazz

An amazing human, your biggest fan and someone who's always hard working.
"see her over there, she's a real capitaljazz"
by froggo king londunn April 30, 2021
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Capitalism

An economic system in which the industry and trade is controlled by private investors oppose to the goverment or society. Captialism in its purist form is known as free market capitalism. The primary objective essentially is to obtain profit. In a capitalist society, you have the right to commodities. Free market (supply and demand) is in controll of purchasers and marketers. This enables economic growth due to the fact that capitalism creates competition which incentives innovation and production.
It's completely environmentally beneficial because businesses know that if they exploit to much, their equity will deplete. Captialism leads to the dramitic decrease in poverty rates therefore benefiting all classes in humanity. As Miltion Friedman once said: "The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another". Capitalism shows that economic freedom and political freedom correlate. Lower taxes for more innovation which leads to economic growth since most wealth is produced by businesses and those businesses possess the right to obtain the profit they earn. Without Capitalism, the economy will plummet.
communism supporters: collectivism!
Capitalism supporters: individualism!
by Timmins Coalition August 8, 2021
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