Camping

The act of sitting in the same spot in first person shooters and taking advantage of other players not checking every corner. It is generally how pussies play first person shooters.

God, Austin thinks he's so good at Call of Duty but he is just camping.

by codblackops December 16, 2010

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011

camping

1. To go out in the woods with nothing but your aunt and a tooth-pick, and spend the night there.

2. Staying in one position.

3. Used in online gaming to mean staying in one position to gain an advantage over other players.

1. "Gee aunty, that was fun camping, I picked you right out!"

2. "I camped on the shitter at the station today for over 40 minutes - the commuters got rather agitated"

3. n00b: "TERRORISTS, STOP CAMPING YOU N00BS!!!111eleven11!! onehunderedandeleven11!!!"
person who knows what they're doing: "This is a hostage rescue map you god damned idiot, we're meant to camp, what do you want us to do - kill ourselves? YOU SHITMUFFIN

by Alistair_123 October 6, 2005

calpirger

(n.) one who calpirgs.

I see calpirgers ahead, so let's cut through these bushes!

by Kevin the calpirg-avoider April 8, 2009

who you calling boy

When a white person has had too much to drink and believes that he is blac, then goes on a an anti racist rampage.

Man, James was so wasted last night that he went all 'who you calling boy'

by stusx10 April 26, 2015

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004

FIVE DAY CAMPING PUSSY

NASTY SMELLING TWAT

MY BUDDY ROB SAID , " DON,T EAT HER PIE , SHE HAS A BAD CASE OF FIVE DAY CAMPING PUSSY!"

by andyrichardson December 2, 2009