a delicious bakery item that is often regarded as a delicious treat, however, can also be used to describe the sobriety of an individual
NotSoHungover: Well, Nicole didn't drink that much last night.
OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!
OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!
by Highly Intoxicated November 07, 2007
by homastuh August 05, 2009
by trap clothing August 12, 2007
Shoving cake into your partners mouth at the point of orgasm.
During intercourse, at the point of climax. While the woman's mouth is wide open about to scream you summon a large slice of cake and stuff it into her throat. Works particularly well with battenburg cake and Viennese whirls.
For beginners start with a Jaffa cake or Asda mini ring donuts.
During intercourse, at the point of climax. While the woman's mouth is wide open about to scream you summon a large slice of cake and stuff it into her throat. Works particularly well with battenburg cake and Viennese whirls.
For beginners start with a Jaffa cake or Asda mini ring donuts.
by White chocolate dinosaur July 17, 2017
oh man i need to find a safe ride home tonight i think i might have to get a ride home from that hobo over there, because i am caked beyond.
by bob-kitten January 24, 2003
by karamanmomo August 03, 2010