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The Clan

- A crowd of 'music fans' or groupies, most of which are nothing but high maintenance, controlling, arrogant, self centered, jealous, conniving, conceded, back stabbing, hurtful, hate filled, 2-faced, malicious, miserable, catty, gossiping, mentally unstable, clueless, manipulative, obnoxious, trouble making, demanding, pathologically lying sheep, cowards, and drama queens, who ruin the 'scene' (rather than enhance and promote it), and the great music being played.

NOT to be confused with a REAL 'Clan' - which they often like people to think they are. Also not to be confused with the Klu Klux Klan, even though they have a similar value system.

*Note: The phrase "most of which", is not to be mistaken for "all of which". To think every member of "The Clan" was the same, would be an unfair mistake.
Beware of The Clan, for they will make your life a miserable hell. Stay safe and just buy a CD that you can listen to in the comfort of your own home. Be your own person, and don't let others dictate how to live your life.
by As Seen On TV December 6, 2004
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violent bob clan

A horribly violent organization that follows arround violence incarnate himself, Violent Bob. The VBC can usually be found elbow dropping innocent dandylions.
No!! The Violent Bob Clan is coming for our dairy products!
by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005
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golden legion clan

A strong, friendly, mature, experienced Runescape Clan. They have many dedicated and active members and a steady stream of applicants. The clan has been running for more than a year. They are known for making great connections with clan members. The other RS clans that have gone against them so far have been crushed.
Hey! Did you hear about the Golden Legion Clan? I heard they pwn. Let's go join!

Omg... we got pwned by The Golden Legion Clan
by Unitedforce December 15, 2008
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Choda Clan

a group of choda lovers that will do anything for a taste of choda, they wander the street looking for a tastey looking choda and pounce on it. if u ever see a choda clan and you r currently making a choda soda run like a mutha fucka!!! Esspecially if u see the king of the clan tanner he will do anything for a taste of your choda
Tanner and the Choda clan is gainin run like a bitch hell lick ur choda right the fuck off!

Tanner and the choda clan love to eat mc choda burgers at mc donalds, his favourite toppings are dangle berries and choda soda
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Coup Clutz Clan

The group of Senators, Representatives, lawyers, and others who have teamed up to attempt to overturn the election of Joe Biden in favor of Donald Trump.
I wonder if Marco Rubio is going to join the Coup Clutz Clan?
by Danimal1974 January 4, 2021
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wu tang clan

Infamous rap group of the early 90's hailing from Staten Island, NY or "Shaolin" as they call it. Base themselves around some Kun Fu teachings and usually add Kun Fu skits on albums. Members includes GZA, Method Man, RZA, Ghostface Killah, Masta Killa, Ol Dirty Bastard, Raekwon, U-God and Inspectah Deck.
"Eh yo is that the Wu Tang Clan niggaz on the radio?"
by Giancalo Myers July 12, 2004
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SiN clan

Clan made up of retards who think they can play games. Their heads fit perfectly into their asses. Cannot stand to lose.
SiNAgent Jones lost a match so he banned the person who beat him.
by Definer February 1, 2004
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