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Norwegian brown salmon 

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.
After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.
Norwegian brown salmon by Soupfly January 30, 2019
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District of Brown 

I got invited to the District of Brown for a ball game. Please don't make me go back there.
District of Brown by Rydo January 22, 2011

I'm Gonna Brown 

a phrase used to convey the message that you are, in fact, going to attempt to shit
i'm gonna brown

what?

i'm shittsing?

*insert loud earape early two-thousands rage comic scream here*
I'm Gonna Brown by se5drtfyguhijo January 10, 2022

Dr. Brown 

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun:
Dr. Christopher Brown is the prior superintendent to the West Genesee school district in central New York who resigned after claims sprung up about him cheating on his wife with the principal of the high school.

Verb:
Chris Browning or Dr. Browning someone means to cheat on someone and then sit them down at the kitchen table with the person you’re cheating on them with and proceed to tell them that you’re in love and you’re leaving them.
Noun:
Girl 1: Oh my god, my husband just sat me down at my kitchen table with his side hoe and told me he was leaving me for her.
Girl 2: Oh my god, he’s such a Dr. Brown

Verb:
Dude: My first wife cheated on me and told me in front of her side hoe.
Girl: Wow. She really Dr. Browned you.
Dr. Brown by Justice for Rachel January 29, 2019

Brown Unicorn 

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"
Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.
Brown Unicorn by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016

brown bread 

Meaning - dead. Originating from london, England
Phrase - You're brown bread sun shine.

Translation - Im going to kill you young man.
brown bread by Will July 25, 2004

Antonio Brown 

The act of furiously masturbating onto a female’s back while watching religious television while wearing an outdated football helmet.
I was so excited about signing with the Patriots, I went out and Antonio Browned a chick.
Antonio Brown by captaininsano10000 September 11, 2019