boing baa

a news broadcast nobody listens to, where nothing makes any sense

"Welcome to BOIINNNNGGGG BAAAAAAA NEWWWWSSSS!!!!"

boing baa by chuck2134 November 20, 2004

Boingo 

a line of cocaine.

They were up doing boingos off my cofee table all night

Boingo by P Nutty May 9, 2009

boing woing

A slang word for "weenie"

Example 1:

Male number 1: Haha I am tickling you, such a nerd.

Male number 2: You have left me with one choice... I MUST go for the BOING WOING.

Example 2:

Thor: Die you criminal scum. *goes for the head.*

Daddy Thanos: You should have gone for the BOING WOING!!!

boing woing by lilpumplover6969 June 14, 2019

Tighter than a Beringer 

A Beringer, also known as an Ebinger, is a level of "tightness", saltiness, and a mild amount of anger. You are not necessarily mad, but disappointed to a point that some facial expression and a change in demeanor are very apparent.

Also used to describe actual tightness of something.

"Jacob was tighter than a Beringer when Johnny stole his girl"
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.

Tighter than a Beringer by hiimyor May 25, 2018

Boringo 

Used to describe a senseless feeling of boredom.

It's really boringo in here, lets leave! I've got to go to work, Boringo!

Boringo by FP February 11, 2005

Hahaha my wee wee goes boing boing 

His wee wee goes boing boing

Hahaha my wee wee goes boing boing

Hahaha my wee wee goes boing boing by Shrek the real 2020 October 28, 2020

Granola Baring 

Sexual intercourse or masturbation.

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."

Granola Baring by lolpinapples69 August 17, 2011