blodd letting

The letting of bodily gases from the anal region.

Blodd letting was a common practice to give sacrifice and thanks to the bean God Pharticulous, dating back to the 1700's when blood letting became a crime and punishable by locking the law breaker in a sealed box with a bamboo tube that everyone in the city blodds into until the criminal bleeds to death from his eyes.

by William L Tripowtski December 14, 2008

bladder level

Refers to how full one's bladder is.

If one's bladder level is high, they have to pee. If it's low, then they don't have to go.

However, if one's bladder level is over 9000 then they are in dire need to go pee, or they are most likely dead due to pee replacing most of the very blood in their veins.

Johnson: Mr. Grate, I must go to the bathroom.

Mr. Grate: Nonsense! I don't believe your bladder level is high enough.

Johnson: I have a bladder level of over 9000.

Mr. Grate: ... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO!

by uh... bob. April 28, 2009

Bladdering

Pertaining to the bladder

I can no longer hold my bladdering urges

by sterfsterfsterf October 15, 2011

easy blud

i coumes from south asia in the suburbs of utta pradesh

yo blud I need to get the curry

by MC Raider July 24, 2004

bloddy gotham

when a girl cuts a males penis and balls off and performs cunnilingus on the newly alternated male.

May I use your restroom, my girlfriend and I wish to perform a bloddy gotham and we only got a video camera for ten minuets.?.

by slieth May 1, 2009

Bludger

A Scotsman

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs

by Stevo77 May 14, 2015

bleddie!

to behave in a manic and often frightening way by breezing around going: BLEEEEEEDDIIIIIEEEEHEHEHEEEEEEDDEE!!!! or EDDDIEEEE! or jelyyyyyyy.

bleddie! screamed max as he merked the badger

by bleddie146 September 29, 2007