dole bludger

A dole bludger is usually a politician or some other rich loser acting a parasitic way by taking tax payer money for their own personal gain.

Scomo fucked off to Hawaii, what a dole bludger!

by HalalFriedChicken February 17, 2022

Blodgett

The layer of skin that is located opposite both the knee and the elbow.

I have a huge bruise on my blodgett.

I just sweeped his blodgett to take him down.

by Ender527 March 4, 2011

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

Blogged

failure to act, due to laziness or incompetance.

derives from the inabiltity of 95 percent of web users to create web pages.

I was to blogged to mow the lawn.

by Peter Mac October 14, 2006

bludger

Also an Australian slang term for a pimp. Mainly used in the early 20th century.

Nellie Cameron, an Australian prostitute, had several different bludger during her career.

by Leightonbeach September 9, 2016

pinch blogger

one who takes over a blog while the blogger is temporarily occupied by more pressing matters or is otherwise unable to blog. the length of time a pinch blogger posts depends on the blogger and pinch blogger's arrangement. derived from "pinch hitter." may or may not contain a hyphen (pinch-blogger). may also be modified to verb form: pinch-blog.

I need a pinch blogger to take over the site while I'm in Zimbabwe for two weeks.

by particleman December 7, 2006

Bodge

Noun - A short, previously sharpened stick that has become blunted over time, used for "bodging" holes in people. Carried by an assortment of neurotics and fruitcakes.

Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked.

- Old man Marley bodged his gardener to an early grave.
- What the hell for?!?
- (Shrug)

by Slurms May 6, 2007