Microwave Bitch

A person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.

Daughter- omg! My phone is so friggin slow!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!

by Holl33 January 19, 2015

Psyco bitch

Crazy ass bitch who overacts to little things and is crazy and kinda slutty.

James: Damon she fine
Raymond: yeah but she's a psyco bitch don't fuck with her

by Jaquannn February 7, 2015

Car Bitch

A bitch who is impressed by a rich guy's car and accepts the ride and probably a free sex afterwards.

A: Heeey, look at that hot chic! Let's pick her up...
B: Nah... She's just a car bitch to me. Let's look for a real deal!

by Paranoid Cupid July 23, 2016

snickers bitch

What you call someone with a bitchy attitude caused by hunger

Tyler skipped lunch and is being such a snickers bitch!

by Am210 April 1, 2016

glitch bitch

this bitch antisepticeye who wants to ruin peoples lives and kill us all

glitch bitch is back at it again

the glitch bitch will kill us all

by hlhlflsjsbdb August 3, 2017

Retire Bitch

what you say to someone well known who says or does something awful

Became popular thanks to a danny devito tweet that said “antonin scalia retire bitch”

“Al Franken has been accused of sexual assault”
“Al Franken Retire Bitch”

by HeIIYes December 6, 2017

stupid bitch energy

A person that exudes the feeling of being an idiot. They may do stupid dumbass things. You can feel that someone’s is a stupid bitch from the start from Stupid Bitch Energy

“They fell down a flight of 5 stairs and broke their arm” “called it. They had stupid bitch energy from the start”

by Muffinbutts August 6, 2018