beatsbymiyagi

he is a funny ass producer from pretoria who loves his girlfriend and has 0 hoes

omg, i wanna be like beatsbymiyagi

by beatsbymiyagi April 19, 2021

beatsheet

Military slang: a very low-ply, government-issue sheet used in an open-bay barracks/dormitory setting hanging from the top bunk to give the bottom-bunk dweller an area of partial privacy from which to beat the meat or flick the bean, as the situation dictates.

Sergeant Major: what the fuck are all these beatsheets doing hanging up in my barracks, sergeant?! Take that shit down before the whole battalion goes blind god dammit!

by Thunderkunt3000 May 25, 2021

beatsy

a song with a lot of beats or has a heavy beat

workout songs are too beatsy 🙄

by randomwordcreaterhey July 12, 2021

Berish

Berish is the most iconic last name you will ever hear.

Girl #1: Why is that person so perfect
Girl #2: Thats a berish

by croski7364728 November 25, 2021

Beats

A person who is trash.

A person who is unreliable.

Why are you being a beats?!

John said he would run a race on Saturday and never showed up, what a beats

by DisciplinedMindTrading May 12, 2022

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

Beatson

Best dude you will ever meet

Hands down

The beatson is the best bloke
Beatson’s are the best

by King 143 October 4, 2022