Beat my Meat 

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

Beat my Meat by goncamble October 31, 2019

beat scene 

used when describing a person, place or situation that is beat.

BEAT (situation), as in lame, boring, stupid, not fun, sucks
or
BEAT (person), as in whore, slut, undesirable company, someone who continually sucks at life in general, etc.
or
BEAT (place), as in overcrowded bars/clubs, places where undesirables hang out/solicit, places that people have generally below average IQs, parties that suck where people are being obnoxious, fighting, yelling, or all of the above(s).

BEAT SCENE can denote either a person, place or situation. see below.

BEAT SCENE situation:

Greg: Man, today at work I had to deal with all of these trons. What a beat scene.

BEAT SCENE person:

Nico: I hate going out to stupid bars in south side, they're always full of beat scenes.

BEAT SCENE place:

Greg: Let's go to Primanti's to watch the game tonight.
Nico: Fuck that, it's such a beat scene

beat scene by n1c0 January 18, 2009

Beat Teepee

The formation made by a kleenex or sock that has been used to clean-up male ejaculate and left to dry.

The cleaner quickly vacummed and tried to forget about the beat teepee that has been forgotten underneath the bed.

Beat Teepee by El Tuco April 19, 2009

beat off tourettes 

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.

I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!

beat off tourettes by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010

Beat my V 

(v.) Female rendering of auto-stimulation.

Girl One: "I'm sorry that guy turned out to be a total ass."
Girl Two: "It's okay...I guess now I could just...beat my v..."

Beat my V by Yankee11 December 17, 2011

Beat Poet

Poets who broke through in the post WWII years and tried to change human thinking via verse. Usually deals with contemporary culture and issues. Short for Beatnik poet.

Whilst researching poetry, I found Jack Kerouac and many other Beat Poets.

Beat Poet by Sladisphere March 20, 2015

Beat the paint off of those walls 

Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.

Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"

Beat the paint off of those walls by Major Bingus May 9, 2015