Noun; When you're at the animal exhibit at the local zoo, and the rhinoceros' are aggravated, taunting each other - and immedietly break out into wild sexual intercourse.
Offset of 'The Hills'...
Lauren Conrad: Can you like, believe this beastreality bullshat?
Stephen Colletti: I know. They like, fight like animals then spontaneously fuck!
Lauren Conrad: Stephen, O-M-G, they are animals.
Stephen Colletti: Do you think its scripted?
Lauren Conrad: Can you like, believe this beastreality bullshat?
Stephen Colletti: I know. They like, fight like animals then spontaneously fuck!
Lauren Conrad: Stephen, O-M-G, they are animals.
Stephen Colletti: Do you think its scripted?
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UwU OwO, beastars.
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Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.
Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!
The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster
Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster
Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
by winpie January 26, 2008
Get the butter blaster mug.A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011
Get the Alabama Turkey Baster mug.An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.
Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.
Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.
Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."
"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
by staciekins86 May 23, 2011
Get the hoe-beater mug.T-shirt without sleaves. In the movies you see men that hit their women. Usually they are drunk and wearing these t-shirts.
by lilvoyce May 28, 2006
Get the Wife Beater mug.To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .
Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.
Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.
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