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tipsy bartender

A YouTube channel that showcases how to make several drinks, from shots and bombs to Jungle Juices. Plus, plenty of sexy women!
"Yo, I found this on Tipsy Bartender, we should make it!"
by WolfePackAlpha May 29, 2017
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bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.
He's so emo he bartends in the dark.
by Kat_H November 20, 2007
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risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.
Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.
by nicenate August 20, 2011
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Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
by Etoufee December 2, 2016
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hot tub baptism

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.
Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>
by Hot tuib harry May 2, 2012
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BART

Bay Area Rapid Transit
Trains under and above ground in the SF bay area. They even go UNDER THE BAY.
Sort of ridic expensive.

A lot of people depend on them so when they strike or break down, everyone's fucked.
Lindsey: Let's all go to Berkeley tonight!!
Michelle: We can't all fit in your car though, and mine's in the shop!
Monique: I know, we'll take BART!
by cannibalism_rocks November 13, 2009
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bart simpson

to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.
i learned to one footed bart simpson
by viciousk February 1, 2008
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