Bald headed chicken fucker

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019

bald_kurapika_supremacy

Literally the funniest most hottest bitch on this earth.They could step on me and I’d thank em literally ethereal and immaculate taste and shit and just downright speaks facts.

For example: “have you seen the best tiktoker ever “cHarLi damelio right?” “no it’s bald_kurapika_supremacy dumbass”

by Lasagna_balls February 22, 2021

bald cunt

the guy from teh homescapes ads

Hello, make sure you despise the stupid fucking bald cunt.

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin June 1, 2022

beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.

I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.

by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010

baldey

See baldy (3) & (6)

A woman who has shaved off all her pubic hair, a girl with a shaved mitt

Your clitty lips look lovely, Baldey

by Morris_X October 9, 2007

Baldi's Basics Plus

Baldi's Basics Plus is like the original game, but PLUS! The same cruddy edutainment horror type parody theme is back, but with hugely expanded gameplay features, including procedurally generated levels, field trip minigames, crazy random events, PLUS more characters, more items, and more chaos!.. In my opinion the game is actually nice.

Baldi's Basics Plus is a survival horror roguelite that parodies cheap 90's edutainment and never takes itself too seriously.

by twizzyblozz January 19, 2021

jiggly baldies

noun: breasts

I am of the opinion that her jiggly baldies, though of great merit, do not surpass the quality of her soul itself in contemplation

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004