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Benson

The next step up from toolshed in the tool family of insults. Indicates an individual that has an air of extremely unwarranted arrogance and is supremely annoying. Stems from the tool company shown in the popular prime-time sit-com from the 90's, Home Improvement.
Person 1: Man, that Winston is a real fucktard.

Person 2: Yeah , he's a Benson.
by Tatersalad1246 May 22, 2007
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banton

Noun. A contraction of banter tampon. Used to describe an individual who absorbs banter as effectively as a tampon absorbs menstrual blood.
Jenny's anecdotes leave much to be desired and often result in a cessation of laughter amongst the group. Jenny is a fucking banton.
by Strategy01 December 6, 2011
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Bannondorf is a powerful sorcerer who seeks to rule Freeworld by acquiring all three branches of Government. He already possesses the Tribranch of Execution which grants him frightening powers, is closing in on the Tribranch of Legislature, and is chipping away at the current possessors of the Tribranch of Judiciary. It is said that his motives are pure hate; he simply wants to make the world as miserable as he is.
The name of this king of thieves is Bannondorf Dragmire, but he is known by his alias, Steve Bannon.
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Harry Balsonia

If you have to ask, you'll never know
Hey, do you know Harry?
Harry who?
Harry Balsonia... then everyone laughs
by deep dickin till i die September 21, 2003
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Barry B. Benson

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Benson

Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.

Also see bucknor
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast!!
by mojorocks January 14, 2008
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bunson

by Dr. Rosenberg July 27, 2003
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