Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.

Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon

by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013

gray bacon

Dirty old penis

Hugh Hefner has gray bacon.

by blazingbobby January 8, 2014

decoy bacon

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.

I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.

by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010

Bacon Bounty

A Bacon Bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their anus. A second participant then ejaculates onto these shavings. The subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, semen, and coconut resembles a Mars(TM) Bounty bar.

"Oi Terry, gave your nan a right proper Bacon Bounty last night"

by toms-a-nob June 13, 2015

bacon jesus

A person on the internet that goes into servers and pings well-known Audio Makers and proceeds to call them "new-gen". Although Bacon Jesus claims to have made audios onto Roblox, it has not yet been proven. Bacon Jesus creates fake audios with other's intros and says he made a collab. Bacon Jesus is an atheist and sends dick pics to men on the internet. After someone says something towards Bacon Jesus, he thinks it's a good idea to call them his "fans" even though he pings someone in public servers so they can talk to him. It leaves people wondering, how old is Bacon Jesus and does he know the consequences?

Bacon Jesus: @.Robin newgen
Bacon Jesus: @4z newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0zER newgen
Bacon Jesus: @66kDildos wake up newgen
Bacon Jesus: @yuki come on newgen
Bacon Jesus: @gabe73108 ur a dumbass newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Garzies newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Iunep newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0CC newgen
Bacon Jesus: @linksdenis real newgen
Bacon Jesus: @LYNXDENIS newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Metacalled #ANTITRANNY newgen
Bacon Jesus: @PT5L newgen
Bacon Jesus: @pwn newgen

Person1: Bacon Jesus, you're gay.

Bacon Jesus: Ok fan.

by Robin_taken May 16, 2021

Smokey Bacon

Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)

Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.

by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018

Bacon Flu

Bacon influenza is known to be caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3.

Bacon Flu is Swine Flu.

People are dead because of Bacon Flu.

Wash your fucking hands, you don't want to get "Bacon Flu"!

Mexico, first narco-gang terrorism, now bacon flu.

by 870's April 28, 2009