Buh huh huh <----awkward moment ender

an affectionate phrase used to deflate the awkwardness of a previous statement.

I heard your cousin Sheila has an STD

Buh huh huh!

by curt February 21, 2004

Awkward Menagerie

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.

Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

by ohyeahsorryyourright June 27, 2007

Awkward Silence

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This was Awkward Silence: 3.ly/2HYg

by johnny pseudo January 20, 2011

Awkward Giraffe

Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the other person's arm slowly.

Debbie: Is it in?
James: *already finished*
Debbie:....
James: *awkward giraffe*

by HAW! March 12, 2008

Awkward Dream

A dream involving sex with a person you would not normally have sex with. Often someone you have never talked to or had any relations with. Usually produces the result of not being able to make eye contact with this person on the following day.

Girl #1: OMG! I had such a ridiculous awkward dream last night!

Girl #2: Oooh who was it about?

Girl #1: Basically the last person I would ever get with...ever.

Girl #2: Um..Danny?

Girl #1: How the fuck did you guess? His penis was HUGE!

by Kelsey12345 November 14, 2006

Awkward dots

Those three dots that people put at the end of a sentence to indicate a long pause, usually creating an awkward moment while texting.

- AN EXAMPLE OF AWKWARD DOTS-

Person 1: Hey I just got back from Disneyland!
Person 2: Oh ya, that's the place where i had my first BJ...

by Oblivaknowitall December 13, 2010

asswizard

One who wizards the ass.

That Brad is a huge asswizard.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008