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amish butterknife

The ultimate in Shadery and Nyaaaaaaaaadom.

Pertains to multiple men ejaculating into a five-gallon bucket. The bucket is them passed to an Amish person to be churned into butter in a butter churner. The resulting colloid is then applied to a butterknife, and then swiped across the face of the victim.
When Eskimo passed out last night, we called up John Yoder, scored some "Amish butter," and gave Eskimo the ole "Amish Butterknife"
by The Gapist March 20, 2007
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Adison

Adison is a vary talented girl that can learn vary quickly and she will put everyone’s needs in front if hers
I love an adison
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Amish Brewery

When you pour alcohol of your choice into the vagina and then eat her out until you are drunk.
I was trashed last night after I gave Andrea the Amish Brewery.
by Scott Walsh December 14, 2008
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Amish Electrician

Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.

Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.

You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.

I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.

Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
by Joecoool November 2, 2010
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Amigoid

A person in between friend and acquaintance. You know them fairly well, but don't spend time with them outside of work, school, parties... You enjoy their presence, but are not inclined to become friends.
semi-friend bullshit friend
I talk to him at school, he's kind of an amigoid
by B-Stro January 28, 2011
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amish

A branch of the Anabaptist movement, commonly associated with voluntary abstention from electricity and other modern conveniences, use of plain clothes and head coverings, and an emphasis on farming. Their language, Pennsylvania Deutsch (not Dutch), is used at home and in church. Pennsylvania Deutsch is a derivative of German. Some Amish children attend Amish-only schools, while others attend public schools. They tend to be highly community and family oriented. The majority of the Amish live in central/western Pennsylvania, middle Ohio, and middle Indiana.
The Amish man did not go to war due to his beliefs.
by Lydia S. September 28, 2005
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Amish Beard

A euphemism similar to Landing Strip or Happy Trail, an Amish Beard is a particular pubic styling type in which a person only shaves the upper part of their hair leaving the underneath completely untouched. The hair on the scrotum or underneath the vagina then resembles the classic Amish Beard worn only on the neck with a clean shaven face.
"Yeah I was running late and only had time to shave the top. Good thing she didn't mind the Amish Beard I was rockin'."
by JB BL September 5, 2007
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