When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.
Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!
Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey
Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey
by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018
Get the Pulling a Jeffreymug. 1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.
2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
Get the Old Man Jeffreymug. Back in middle school, there was this kid called Jeffrey. He was the scum of the earth. Not only is he homophobic, racist, and disabilist; he was sexist. So that's a Jeffrey for you, an immature, obnoxious twat
Noun:
Intellectual: "Did you see Jeffrey over there? He called _____ a f@g!,,
Other Intellectual: "Bestie, you can't say f-slur, that's homophobic! And yes I did 🙄🙄.,,
Intellectual: "don't worry, I'm gay💅. ,,
Other Intellectual: "ok,,
Adjective:
Veronica/Heather: "Omg, Jakey wavey baby boo boo bear, stop being such a Jeffrey!,,
Intellectual: "Did you see Jeffrey over there? He called _____ a f@g!,,
Other Intellectual: "Bestie, you can't say f-slur, that's homophobic! And yes I did 🙄🙄.,,
Intellectual: "don't worry, I'm gay💅. ,,
Other Intellectual: "ok,,
Adjective:
Veronica/Heather: "Omg, Jakey wavey baby boo boo bear, stop being such a Jeffrey!,,
by Intellectual Chess Player May 22, 2022
Get the Jeffreymug. Jeffrey Edward Epstein was a Jewish-American private school teacher, turned billionaire banker, who ran a child sex trafficking ring in his many private estates, located in places such as Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris, rural New Mexico, and, perhaps most infamously, his private island in the United States Virgin Islands, Little St. James. He was connected to many wealthy and powerful individuals, such as Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew of the British Royal Family, Stephen Hawking, and Leonardo DiCaprio. In August of 2019, Epstein allegedly committed suicide by hanging while being detained, in the Metropolitan Correctional Center, in New York City, on sex trafficking charges. The circumstances of his death, and connections to the elites of the world, have sparked many conspiracy theories behind his origins as well as the circumstances of his alleged suicide. Some argue that he didn't commit suicide, and was killed in order to prevent information about what happened at his estates from being released, while others believe he was snuck out of the prison, and is living in hiding.
Jeffrey Epstein may, or may not have killed himself, depending on who you ask. It's also probable that he's right now hiding in another Caribbean territory where the rich like to hide their money, such as Bermuda or the Cayman Islands. He's definitely wealthy enough to just nominally disappear from the public eye, if he wanted to.
by This is my handle okay July 13, 2025
Get the Jeffrey Epsteinmug. To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.
by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025
Get the Jeffrey Epsteinedmug. The best boyfriend you could ask for.
If you date a Jeffrey, don't break up with him. He will love and care for you with all his heart, but if you break it, it will hurt him for the rest of his life. Due to this, he will only allow very few people into his heart, but if you are there, stay there. He will try his best to make you feel loved and appreciated, and although he may not be able to express emotions the best, he will give his all into loving you.
Don't hurt him, because he will never hurt you intentionally. If you are dating a Jeffrey, be honest with him if he asks what's wrong, because he only wants to make sure you're happy. He will remain 100% loyal to you. His heart will be dedicated to you and you only.
If you date a Jeffrey, don't break up with him. He will love and care for you with all his heart, but if you break it, it will hurt him for the rest of his life. Due to this, he will only allow very few people into his heart, but if you are there, stay there. He will try his best to make you feel loved and appreciated, and although he may not be able to express emotions the best, he will give his all into loving you.
Don't hurt him, because he will never hurt you intentionally. If you are dating a Jeffrey, be honest with him if he asks what's wrong, because he only wants to make sure you're happy. He will remain 100% loyal to you. His heart will be dedicated to you and you only.
by Sir Chicken Man March 15, 2022
Get the Jeffreymug. Jeffrey is a very bright person not when it comes to school though. He's a black guy that hates pictures and never smiles because he thinks he looks ugly. He has good friends and Talks on discord. He can be a little forgetful and sends messages to the wrong person a lot (sometimes more than once). He finds the funniest memes and stuff on the internet and He helps his friends when they're sad.
"Hey did you talk to Jeffrey today?"
"No he told me to go away"
"Why?"
"Because his best friend was sad and he was helping her"
"Oh Ok"
"No he told me to go away"
"Why?"
"Because his best friend was sad and he was helping her"
"Oh Ok"
by CreepyCrawlie0820 December 9, 2020
Get the Jeffreymug.