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You're stupid 

Something you say to someone when they are just completely immature and like to say "HULLO!" alot.
Devon: Hi Jess, I'm Devon.
Jess: Piss off. You're stupid!
You're stupid by Devonandjess February 9, 2009

you're soft 

one who is soft, not hard.

someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

spencer heath should be noted as THE softest person in the world.
"fuck you dude, that was so lame"

"oh yeah? well, you're soft"
you're soft by YoungJerz December 27, 2011

You're not allowed to rent here! 

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.
Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.
girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

You’re mom gay 

The most potent of comebacks, it is said that once these words have been said almost all other statements are null and voided.
Travis: John you a bitch, you eat ass
John: you’re mom gay
Travis is then ostracized his peers, family, friends etc.
You’re mom gay by Imok123 May 11, 2018

You’re Ugly 

The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.
Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!
You’re Ugly by Texting Error December 19, 2019