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Verizon Wireless

A Cell phone company that claims to be the best but is nothing more than a company of con artists.

Examples are nothing but Truth! please read and make a decision. don't believe me google anything i've said. Fight The Power!
--Verizon Wireless--The Devil's company

They "add" V-cast- they take out everything that makes your phone a phone just to put that in. then they charge you for using it even when you decline the service.

Unlimited Texts- told customers last year that they had unlimited texts: what they failed to tell me was that it was only for VERIZON users. when questioned they said "oh, i thought you knew.sorry but i won't refund you. next time be more careful."

Those of the military with Verizon if they left for the war and they had to terminate service then they got hit with massive Fees that Verizon said would be null. think about those who've died there.
the family ends up wit the bill that they said would be excusable because of military.

Horrific Customer Service they will give you nothing but the run a round.
by Jim Spectre August 6, 2008
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Wiersma

Dutch, Strong, Stubborned, Honest and usually always good looking. Beautiful.
That guy had to be a Wiersma, he was so big and strong.
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Barb-wire cock

Another term for a male with the clap
Oh no not barb-wire cock again
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Wiles

Of or relating to the coolest, most happenin' dude on the internet.
Man, I was with this girl the other night and I pulled a Wiles on her and she totally gave me a BJ!
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Sir Wipes A Lot

The term, after pooping on the toilet, used to describe a situation where one has to wipe their rear end with toilet paper many times until they are done. The term is derived from the American rapper Sir Mix A Lot.
Man, that bathroom trip was definitely a Sir Wipes A Lot for me. I'll never eat too many beans again!
by Tony TT April 15, 2007
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wire hose clamp

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.
Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever
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Weresofa

In Western European folk tales, a Weresofa is a half man (were), half sofa (sofa) creature that during a full moon becomes a full sofa. It does not move, and may be sat upon, until the end of the moon phase.
This here davenport is actually a weresofa. You can tell by the piping on the cushions.
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